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E.E.W. Christman

The Men Who Sabotage Housework

My laptop was busted. The IT guy in my office was sitting by my little desk, setting up my replacement computer. It’s nearly Thanksgiving…

Dec 2, 2019

The Men Who Sabotage Housework

Dec 2, 2019

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E.E.W. Christman

I’m Fat and Yes, I Still Benefit From Thin Privilege

The checkout lady is eyeing my body in juxtaposition to the ice cream I’ve put on the conveyor belt. As a long time fatty, I’ve often…

Aug 7, 2020

I’m Fat and Yes, I Still Benefit From Thin Privilege

Aug 7, 2020

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An Injustice!

A Shot in the Dark

“Wow,” I think, a limpid dewdrop dangling from the sterling tip like an afterthought. The tapered nib of the needle slips beneath my skin…

May 10, 2023

A Shot in the Dark

May 10, 2023

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Interstellar Flight Magazine

Valenterror! The Top 5 Thirst Trap Movie Monsters

From the Xenomorph to Parasites

Feb 14, 2021

Valenterror! The Top 5 Thirst Trap Movie Monsters

Feb 14, 2021

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Fanfare

The Strange Role of Food in Horror Movies

One of my creature comforts is rewatching horror movies from my childhood. My parents had a very “hands off” style of parenting that…

Aug 28, 2020

The Strange Role of Food in Horror Movies

Aug 28, 2020

E.E.W. Christman

Heavyweight

You’re a stranger, but I’ve met you a dozen times already. You always find me in dark corners of loud dive bars, or, more recently, in my…

Jun 30, 2020

Heavyweight

Jun 30, 2020

E.E.W. Christman

Disordered Eating in the Time of Quarantine

Beware the Quarantine 15.

Apr 17, 2020

Disordered Eating in the Time of Quarantine

Apr 17, 2020

E.E.W. Christman

13 Things You Didn’t Know About John Carpenter’s “Big Trouble in Little China”

The last studio film Carpenter worked on in the 80’s, Big Trouble in Little China was a commercial failure. Disillusioned with Hollywood…

Apr 4, 2020

13 Things You Didn’t Know About John Carpenter’s “Big Trouble in Little China”

Apr 4, 2020

E.E.W. Christman

6 Alternative Uses for Your Menstrual Blood

Tired of shoving dry cotton between your legs only to rip it out 8 hours later and throw it in the trash? Sick to death of washing your…

Jan 3, 2020

6 Alternative Uses for Your Menstrual Blood

Jan 3, 2020

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PULPMAG

PULP IT LIKE IT’S HOT: The Flying NuvaRing

Sometimes You Just Can’t Win

Jan 2, 2020

PULP IT LIKE IT’S HOT: The Flying NuvaRing

Jan 2, 2020

E.E.W. Christman

E.E.W. Christman

Writer. Fantasy, Horror, & Nonfiction. Queerdo. Nonbinary. HWA Member. They/Them. https://linktr.ee/eewchristman

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