E.E.W. Christman – Medium

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E.E.W. Christman

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Dec 2, 2019

The Men Who Sabotage Housework

My laptop was busted. The IT guy in my office was sitting by my little desk, setting up my replacement computer. It’s nearly Thanksgiving…

The Men Who Sabotage Housework

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An Injustice!

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E.E.W. Christman

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May 10, 2023

A Shot in the Dark

“Wow,” I think, a limpid dewdrop dangling from the sterling tip like an afterthought. The tapered nib of the needle slips beneath my skin…

A Shot in the Dark

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Interstellar Flight Magazine

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E.E.W. Christman

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Feb 14, 2021

Valenterror! The Top 5 Thirst Trap Movie Monsters

From the Xenomorph to Parasites

Valenterror! The Top 5 Thirst Trap Movie Monsters

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Fanfare

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E.E.W. Christman

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Aug 28, 2020

The Strange Role of Food in Horror Movies

One of my creature comforts is rewatching horror movies from my childhood. My parents had a very “hands off” style of parenting that…

The Strange Role of Food in Horror Movies

E.E.W. Christman

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Apr 17, 2020

Disordered Eating in the Time of Quarantine

Beware the Quarantine 15.

Disordered Eating in the Time of Quarantine

E.E.W. Christman

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Apr 4, 2020

13 Things You Didn’t Know About John Carpenter’s “Big Trouble in Little China”

The last studio film Carpenter worked on in the 80’s, Big Trouble in Little China was a commercial failure. Disillusioned with Hollywood…

13 Things You Didn’t Know About John Carpenter’s “Big Trouble in Little China”

E.E.W. Christman

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Jan 3, 2020

6 Alternative Uses for Your Menstrual Blood

Tired of shoving dry cotton between your legs only to rip it out 8 hours later and throw it in the trash? Sick to death of washing your…

6 Alternative Uses for Your Menstrual Blood

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PULPMAG

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E.E.W. Christman

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Jan 2, 2020

PULP IT LIKE IT’S HOT: The Flying NuvaRing

Sometimes You Just Can’t Win

PULP IT LIKE IT’S HOT: The Flying NuvaRing

E.E.W. Christman

E.E.W. Christman

Writer. Fantasy, Horror, & Nonfiction. Queerdo. Nonbinary. HWA Member. They/Them. https://linktr.ee/eewchristman

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